1. Gigi Reyes acts like Eugene Domingo when brought to the female dorm of Camp Bagong Diwa.She can also star in any horror movie as a possessed woman. Gigi says wheelchair is such a cliche. (Oo nga naman)
(Baliw-baliwan ‘te?)
2. Erap Estrada could be Gigi’s leading man for coming to her rescue upon learning that she will be brought to a jail under subhuman conditions.
(P.S. bago umepal, paki i-spell muna yung mga electronic welcome machine sa mga shed ng Maynila na ang nakalagay “Welcome to MANILIA,” anuva.)
3. Ramon Bong Revilla could make a telenovela for a family series. Imagine taking a dramatic final breakfast with the Revillas and having a press conference before going to Camp Crame and flashing his big smile while his mug shots are taken. (Ginawang Oscar wall ang mugshot wall?)
4. Bong Revilla (again) can star in a teenage flick “Project X” part 2 for throwing a party inside the jail. (Yeah! YOLO!)
5. Juan Ponce Enrile, on the other hand, fits in the role of Jigsaw (played by Tobin Bell) in the movie Saw. Let’s play a game! (Magkamukha sila ‘nung puppet, in fairness)
(Lurve you, Gigi! Hmwah!)
6. Sec. Butch Abad (best actor for a silent film, maybe?)
(Tulala sa isang tabi, at di mapakali….)
7. Noynoy Aquino can star with Dakota Fanning in Hide and Seek Part Two. (Tago-tago din pag may time)
(Kebs ko sa inyo. Ilabas ang PSP!)
Note: When everything else fails, magkaka love-life bigla si Kris Aquino. Sigurado yan!
*Photos from google
The Naysayer 